Chunk o’ Wisdom #232

Procrastination needs a reason.

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No Anonymous CoW this week :(

Sorry guys, I’m having some *COUGH* major *COUGH* technical difficulties. If you want to help, send me an email and I’ll give you more details – chunksowisdom@gmail.com

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AC10: Vampire turds

We don’t have much this episode, and fill up most of the time talking about loving giant turds… Anyways, we have the turret song, ask if vampires poop (kinda gross), how my dad hates lip smacking, rhyming, nyan cat, sponsoring us (PayPal to web@hiya.ca), our 2 affiliates, The Laughing Mongoose and Audible. We talk about a gift of money wrapping paper, and thats pretty much it.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #231

How does anyone know clams are happy

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AC9: Am I sadder about no cake or no LOLs?

Brendan is back AGAIN, and he pretty much does nothing (AGAIN). We have the Minecraft wall torch, the Rebecca Black “Friday” parody, the Clean Joke of the Day, and the trail mix Minecraft mod. The clean joke I got was: “Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn’t believe in capital punishment and didn’t want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course.

But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm, and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury.

“Ma’am,” he explained, “this is not a murder trial! It’s a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday.”

“Well, okay,” agreed Mrs. Hunter, “I’ll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all.”” and me responding to my cousins: Eli: “Dude I hungry, but I’m to lazy to get out of bed..” Me: “Dude I good grammar and punctuation, but I’m to lazy to use them” it was funny. I fail at a portal reference in school, eat pimples mini pizza pocket things, my parents bedrooms bathrooms closet has a creepy light, Boromir from Lord of the Rings (end of movie/book one) takes one for the team,aliens abduct people from hotels, and The Laughing Mongoose, Audible, etc.

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AC8: Videoliciuos bananas

We have a TON of videos, including the invisible driver, the cinnamon challenge, and the fake real sponsor, Drug. There is our 2 affiliates, Audible and The Laughing Mongoose. Brendan is gone, AGAIN!!! >:( and We talk about other things like an AR15 (Assault rock 15), and the creepy doll thing I found on the chairfound on chair

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #230

Toe-lickin’ good!

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #229

Always bite, chew, and swallow the ham that feeds you.

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Anonymous CoW #7: Brendan came back through a portal!

BRENDAN IS BACK!!!!!!! YAAAAY!!!!!!! We’ve got the Geico commercial, Ain’t nobody got time for that original and autotune remix. Finally the fake sponsor, PRE-BLESSED FOOD! YourMom James/LeMom James, cool speakers, and not much else.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #228

It’s over excessive to say over excessive.

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