Category Archives: Chunks o’ Wisdom

Chunk o’ Wisdom #229

Always bite, chew, and swallow the ham that feeds you.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #228

It’s over excessive to say over excessive.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #227

It’s not how old you get, but how you get old.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #226

The silver on duct tape isn’t real silver, just the color.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #225

The problem with koalas is that they are koalafied to have really bad puns made with their name.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #224

The funny thing with playing limbo (the game where you go under the bar) is that to get better, you have to lower the bar.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #223

It’s smart to be picky about what you are picky about.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #222

The wrong side of the bed to get up on is the bottom side of the bed.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #221

Never judge a book by its price.

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Chunk o’ Wisdom #220

If life gives you lemons, sell them for a profit.

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